there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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