Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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