oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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