I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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