i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You were trust falling into bushes
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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