did you get engaged???
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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