Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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