Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Randomize
