yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My cat gives me a boner
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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