omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't think brook has ever known best
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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