I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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