It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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