There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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