At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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