I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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