i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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