I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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