i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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