The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Vodka?
Forever.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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