I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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