We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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