I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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