I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He has the fingertips of a God
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