Already got asked if we're dating
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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