I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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