is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
handjob tips. give me some.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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