I wannas sexs uuuuu
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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