I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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