Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Randomize
