Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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