Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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