You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Sext me about skeletons
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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