i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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