Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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