I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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