Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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