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No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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