i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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