I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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