I wish i was in the wii world.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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