Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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