those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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