no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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