I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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