It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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