Tell her she can't have a vagina
wanna go halves on a baby?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You smell like stripper and shame
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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