Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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