he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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