I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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