I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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