You really coming over, don't trick.
nut hugger
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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