Christians are straight up FREAKS
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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