I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
she pinky promised me she was 18
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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