Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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