I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
