The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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