Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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