people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
