I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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